Time

The world has always existed.  You say no?  You say the world had a beginning in time?  Silly.  Before the world began, there was no time.  There cannot be time before time.  So, time and the world began together.  Ergo, the world has always existed, for to exist, is to exist in time.  Ah, you say, this is wrong, because God, if there is one, existed before time.  No silly.  God is beyond time.  So what has this to do with your getting to work on time, not running out of yogurt, or a cell phone charge?  Nothing.  I am just being a smarty pants!