Sell The House

If you want to sell your house, then go out and buy a St. Joseph statue.  Two million of them are sold in this country every year.  So a lot of people are asking St. Joseph for help.  When you bring the statue home, bury it in the yard, head first, with the feet facing heaven.  Once you sell the house, don't forget St. Joseph.  With his feet facing heaven he is not going anywhere until you dig him up and take him with you.  Face down, Joseph is not being buried, but rather planted in your soil to give the sale some Saintly aide.  Joseph had to move several times himself as I recall from the bible, so he sympathized with someone having to move.  After you dig the statue back up, then you take it to your new home or room and give it some place of honor.  St. Joseph will be a reminder of where you have been, and where you are going, and that you never travel alone.