Saturday, October 19, 2024

Efficiency

 Beer is not the smart way to imbibe.  It has lots of calories, takes up a lot of space and can be rather more expensive…than vodka.  Vodka is lower in calories, takes up less space and is cheaper than beer.  And you imbibe less vodka liquid than beer because vodka is rather powerful. Some people say they prefer their cold beer, but I doubt that the sixth beer from your big cooler has much to do with cold or not cold.  Whereas you don’t need a cooler for your vodka.  It’s fine not being cold.  So if you are a budding alcoholic there is an efficient way to get drunk.  I would recommend abstinence.  But if you are a mild drinker, called “normal” by drunks, vodka is efficient.  

1 comment:

  1. It was also a quick way to cross the invisible line from cucumber to pickle for me. If not for grace and medical help into my coma did I survive the withdrawal from vodka, and the beer I drank to cover up the vodka. Either drink can kill you and that's important to remember. 💫

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