I love this one. A church has dropped the bulletin and gone green. So you come into church and take out your smart phone and get onto the app to read the homily notes among other things. Would it not be quite interesting if people were given some silence after the sermon to tap onto the app their responses to the sermon? Short responses, so that Father would not have to spend a lot of time reviewing results.
"Irrelevant to my life"
"What planet are you on?"
"You sound like a Republican" "Democrat" "Libertarian" "Communist"
"Stop wearing running shoes at the altar. It is a disgrace."
"Go back to the monastery"